We can’t believe we’re writing this but Chris Brown has agreed to a boxing match with rival RnB star Drake.
Following the pair’s spat in a nightclub last month, which saw Brown sustain a gash to the chin, boxing promoter Damon Feldman offered to stage a bout between the two men, with a guaranteed prize fund of ten million dollars.
No one took him seriously. Except, that is, Chris Brown who, when cornered by a paparazzi who asked if he’d take up the challenge, answered without hesitation: “Yeah, I would. I would.”
There’s been no word from Drake yet. However, rap star 50 Cent has already set himself up as a boxing pundit, telling a US radio station:
“I’d take Chris. I guess it’s ’cause of all the physical things with dancin’ and movin’. He be slippin’ and movin’. I don’t see Drake doing that. Chris be havin’ his shirt off. He got one of them MMA fighter looks. Like he might have did karate when he was a kid. He kickin’, doin’ splits and stuff. This could really get interesting.”
It didn’t even get this ridiculous during Blur vs Oasis.